Does it count on your Mom resume, if you attend your son's orchestra performance and you fall asleep right before his group takes the stage?
And do you lose points on the mommy scoreboard if he looks out over the audience and finds you slumped over in your chair, eyes closed and mouth open?
And do you have to do some kind of community service if he then points you out to his buddies and they all agree that you are the lamest mom in the audience?
Not that this has happened to me, it's just a question I have.